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CURRENT TOP SONGS

OH HEY GUYS ... I'm back again with another update on the top 5 songs so far for the new year, i know its so early and there will be plenty more new songs to carry on about but here is the to played 5 songs SO FAR !!






  • JUSTIN BIEBER - SORRY: Okay so we have a new take on the 80's fashion I think perhaps they discovered time travel but a piece of bubble gum got caught in the time travel discombobulater and then these women all came out unable to walk or even move in an orderly fashion, but Justin Bieber, being a man of the faith now figured he'd be nice enough to let them star in his new video clip I'm sorry, by the way I'm so sorry ... you had to see it. If you were trying to let your audience know that you were sorry, i can only say that instead, i am left feeling awkward, lost for words and some what feeling dirty and in need of a shower... you tried to redeem yourself with bubblegum ladies doing what i can only assume is their best impersonation of a seagull !!


  • HOTLINE BLING - DRAKE: HOTLINE COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU!               Just kidding its okay you can breathe now. We may never ever know the true genius of drake but something tells me it only took him 3 minutes to think up these dance moves 2 minutes 30 of which were spent choosing what jumpers to wear for the worst music video of all time, the rest is just pan and zoom on women in shadows and a whole lot of hung over "OMG can we just do the video clip and get it over with so i can cash my money and get the fuck out" Well you didn't win our hearts but you might want to call Guinness book of records, for the worst dance moves ever!.
  • FOCUS - ARIANA GRANDE : yeah we get it your cute!. you used to be Nickelodeon now your every nerds wet dream fantasy... but when you say "FOCUS ON ME" even though you said "i meant focus on who i am inside not on the outside" okay i smell the donuts from here, i know you think you mean well but honestly if you were truly set on your inside beauty you wouldn't need all the make up or the skimpy outfits and the hair up all pretty, it doesn't make sense to say focus on my inside beauty and then just show you dancing and close ups of your body... to get that point across you show a video of you making some arts and crafts or reading a book or cooking for sick children... now that's how you get people to focus on your "INSIDES" so please just admit to yourself you think your sexy and you love yourself NOTHING WRONG WITH SELF LOVE DARLING

  • TAYLOR SWIFT - OUT OF THE WOODS : Song that has nothing to do with wolves, but woods seems like a good enough excuse to go right ahead and turn this into some kind of insane blue riding hood clip, the lyrics just repeat and then all i can say is i really fucking hope we are out of the woods soon before I unleash fury upon her neck so Tay Tay better hope we are in the clear ;)


  • JUSTIN BIEBER - ILL SHOW YOU : okay so the area he chose just ... i cant even guys...he says at one point that life isn't easy, yet here he is in this beautiful remote destination taken there by his private helicopter, and we are meant to believe that life isn't easy for him??? okay okay lets pretend and keep listening .... so on listening he repeats ill show you ill show you, but then continues to show how his rich and vast amounts of money can take him to rich and vast locations and how we just don't under stand his poor broken soul oh no HIS FEELINGS.... you only showed me that you have loads of cash to waste on going to places i cant go and what? I'm supposed to once again assume that it Isn't easy for you and that id never understand your troubles?



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