Click this link to see the trailers for yourself :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gq9NROdGgo#
00:00 "The Gracefield Incident" : can anyone say 99 red baloons, NO
you can't cause none of you know how to close your mouths, truly this film might scare the crap out of your ass but the shocked face does not scare me, without doing my research id assume this is a film about aliens crash landing on earth for yet another paranormal, sci-fi horror film, PLEASE don't let us down MATHIEU RATTHE although you probably will!
01:11 "Hayride 2" : Female hanging upside down on a tree in the Forrest "OH BOY when haven't I seen this done before?" no seriously I'm totally "not" being sarcastic. Can honestly say I had no idea there was even a Hayride 1 ?? so we got a town legend.... yep that's been done, on a farm, didn't see that coming either I bet? IMDB had nothing to say on the matter, and all I can say is "The end of one journey only marks the beginning of another as Detective Loomis returns to uncover the truth behind the Legend of Pitchfork" Chainsaw massacre?
03:33 "The Scopia Effect" : "THIS IS NOT REAL" its just in your mind, and some guy who was never taught in school how to handle your problems, is now on the couch opposite you, snapping his fingers, now whats real? Christopher Butler brings up a film about Reincarnation that some how leaves Basia accessing parts of her mind that she shouldn't be, sure it seems far fetched, but if it wasn't it wouldn't be a movie now would it! you probably wont wet your pants in this film guys, so sorry about that!
04:49 "Wyrmwood" : FUCKIN ZOMBIES MATE, "get me a beer', Australian films in my opinion NEVER get me excited, we really do lack in the film industry, I all ways say leave it to America to bring us the greatest films, but leave it to Australia to bring the greatest BBQ's "ha ha ha" it's a mad max meets dawn of the dead film or so they say, a girl that controls zombies, this has been done before, "resident evil" rah rah. This film deffinately wont scare you but you might giggle a little if you think about the stereotypes in this film.
06:56 "Bunker of the Dead": O M G just what we need, more zombies, oh but don't worry this one is different, its not dead snow its not night of the ss zombies (the chilling),oasis of the zombies,Zombie lake, 4 hard rock zombies, shockwaves or outpost NOOOOO its BUNKER OF THE DEAD. so why is this one so different? well this one has so many things going for it like nazi's, zombies, shit acting, bad jokes, close ups, fast camera movements, guns, gore and MORE, what do you mean that's not different? well then i'm stumped, I was under the impression that this film would be the one to top them all !
08:29 "Spring": Typical white guy trying to learn the girls language, to impress her,he thinks he's cute and probably has this in the bag, we all know these stories and the same, boy and girl hang out more, and he has to learn to love her as she is... but as she is... is alot more than he can handle, my thoughts on this film, the trailer, did not spoil anything, i am still intrigued, this movie may actually be interesting!! fingers crossed :)
10:25"Alien Tampon" : Typical attempt at comedy brought to us by the germans... what will they think of next, just like killer condom, attack of the killer tomato's, the tire, and probably more, but all stupid none the less, now we have tampons gaining powers from bad cgi alien space ships, and women on rampages, like they usually are, only this time they aren't complaining about it! If your drunk this film will definitely be worth watching ONCE with your friends so you can say "remember that fucked up movie we watched?"
13:20 "Crazy Murder": You remember those movies you watched, and how they taught us that its fun to kick hobo's and that hobo's are just trash that live on the street, hobo's are murderous creatures of the wild, who will murder you at any second, so watch out, cause the next hobo you see might be mentally insane and stab you in the neck, right after taking a dump in his hand and wiping it all over his hair. please do your selves a favor and don't watch this film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gq9NROdGgo#
00:00 "The Gracefield Incident" : can anyone say 99 red baloons, NO
you can't cause none of you know how to close your mouths, truly this film might scare the crap out of your ass but the shocked face does not scare me, without doing my research id assume this is a film about aliens crash landing on earth for yet another paranormal, sci-fi horror film, PLEASE don't let us down MATHIEU RATTHE although you probably will!
01:11 "Hayride 2" : Female hanging upside down on a tree in the Forrest "OH BOY when haven't I seen this done before?" no seriously I'm totally "not" being sarcastic. Can honestly say I had no idea there was even a Hayride 1 ?? so we got a town legend.... yep that's been done, on a farm, didn't see that coming either I bet? IMDB had nothing to say on the matter, and all I can say is "The end of one journey only marks the beginning of another as Detective Loomis returns to uncover the truth behind the Legend of Pitchfork" Chainsaw massacre?
03:33 "The Scopia Effect" : "THIS IS NOT REAL" its just in your mind, and some guy who was never taught in school how to handle your problems, is now on the couch opposite you, snapping his fingers, now whats real? Christopher Butler brings up a film about Reincarnation that some how leaves Basia accessing parts of her mind that she shouldn't be, sure it seems far fetched, but if it wasn't it wouldn't be a movie now would it! you probably wont wet your pants in this film guys, so sorry about that!
04:49 "Wyrmwood" : FUCKIN ZOMBIES MATE, "get me a beer', Australian films in my opinion NEVER get me excited, we really do lack in the film industry, I all ways say leave it to America to bring us the greatest films, but leave it to Australia to bring the greatest BBQ's "ha ha ha" it's a mad max meets dawn of the dead film or so they say, a girl that controls zombies, this has been done before, "resident evil" rah rah. This film deffinately wont scare you but you might giggle a little if you think about the stereotypes in this film.
06:56 "Bunker of the Dead": O M G just what we need, more zombies, oh but don't worry this one is different, its not dead snow its not night of the ss zombies (the chilling),oasis of the zombies,Zombie lake, 4 hard rock zombies, shockwaves or outpost NOOOOO its BUNKER OF THE DEAD. so why is this one so different? well this one has so many things going for it like nazi's, zombies, shit acting, bad jokes, close ups, fast camera movements, guns, gore and MORE, what do you mean that's not different? well then i'm stumped, I was under the impression that this film would be the one to top them all !
08:29 "Spring": Typical white guy trying to learn the girls language, to impress her,he thinks he's cute and probably has this in the bag, we all know these stories and the same, boy and girl hang out more, and he has to learn to love her as she is... but as she is... is alot more than he can handle, my thoughts on this film, the trailer, did not spoil anything, i am still intrigued, this movie may actually be interesting!! fingers crossed :)
10:25"Alien Tampon" : Typical attempt at comedy brought to us by the germans... what will they think of next, just like killer condom, attack of the killer tomato's, the tire, and probably more, but all stupid none the less, now we have tampons gaining powers from bad cgi alien space ships, and women on rampages, like they usually are, only this time they aren't complaining about it! If your drunk this film will definitely be worth watching ONCE with your friends so you can say "remember that fucked up movie we watched?"
13:20 "Crazy Murder": You remember those movies you watched, and how they taught us that its fun to kick hobo's and that hobo's are just trash that live on the street, hobo's are murderous creatures of the wild, who will murder you at any second, so watch out, cause the next hobo you see might be mentally insane and stab you in the neck, right after taking a dump in his hand and wiping it all over his hair. please do your selves a favor and don't watch this film
14:53 "Captive": hey look its saw..... wait nope its captive -.- my bad!.
well its survival of the fittest tried looking this up on the web... but there are all ready 3 or 4 films by this name. Probably a huge waste of time and the best part of it can be seen in this trailer anyway, so watch the trailer say yay, eat a piece of pop corn and thank me later that you avoided this one!
15:40 "Hank Boyd Is Dead": from the directors of days of our lives and every shit soap opera tv series comes ...... just kidding, none of these actors actually act, too much angelic lighting, its scary enough like it is to make me avoid it so much, id rather allow a hobo to dump in his hand and wipe it in my hair than waste any time on this tragedy. hank boyd please stay dead....forever!
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