Top Tracks-Australia
My thoughts on these songs TOP TEN
1.Bad blood-taylor swift: Good tune, catchy as hell, Had no idea this was a fight song between katy perry and taylor swift, honestly im daft at catching up on these things, but sure why not make an entire action video clip, gain money and have a hissy fit, saying sorry was too hard wasnt it!
2. Silentó - Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae): Probably the worst song ever made, it took only 5 minutes 2 lines of coke and a carton of beer to come up with this one, and we threw money at the NEW DANCE of the year, FUCK if we aint doing the superman dat hoe, the dougie,
the lean with it rock with/ snap your fingers, jerkin, shoulder lean, Pop Lock and Drop it, the
Gangnam Style, the cat daddy, cooking, the swag n surf and the chicken noodle soup NOW we gotta do the fucking STANKY LEG, WTF 2015 has brought us yet another hip hop dick head!
3.Pia Mia - Do It Again ft. Chris Brown, Tyga: My initial reaction... who is that giant banana and why is it posing as chris brown, Not entirely sure if Tyga and Chris are gang banging Pia in this song, seems like some kind of 2 man situation, shes taken but fucks a guy on the first night, and falls in love... typical shit blah blah blah.
4.Wiz Khalifa - See You Again ft. Charlie Puth: a dedication to not only the man paul walker but a thumbs down to every other collaboration duo that tried to make hip hop and classical work, sorry guys but this song has just got what it takes, that and it will all ways be a memorial clip so there is that too.
5.The weekend- cant feel my face: The guy that brought us You earned it thanks to fifty shades of grey, brings us yet another song, but in my opinion, he might be pushing songs out to the media before they are done, nothing will ever be as good as that song... he better think of a come back!
because as far as im aware I CAN FEEL MY FACE!
6.David Guetta - Hey Mama (Official Video) ft Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha & Afrojack:
I honestly didnt think these guys would collab,
Nicka minaj quotes "I do the cooking and the cleaning and Yes you be the boss yes I be respecting Best believe that when you need that I'll provide that you will always have it whatever that you tell me" EQUAL RIGHTS=0 NICKI MINAJ=1, so obvious that this song is directed at men what is more obvious is the song lyrics when combined with the dessert theme some wheels a futuristic time line holographic nicki, explosions, bikes and mad max rebel costumes. So boys go have a wank, cause this music is now OFFICIAL WANK MATERIAL!
7.Ed sheeran-Photograph: Its ed sheerans life story in less than 5 minutes. cool story bro
8.Rachel Platten - Fight Song: Wrecking ball reference and something something
GIRL POWER AM I RIGHT !!!??!!
9.Grace - You Don't Own Me ft. G-Eazy: As soon as i heard this song i could not put my finger on it, sounds all right, but honestly it would have been fine without G-Eazy dont try to ruin Lesley gore's version by crackering it up G.... its not that "Eazy" to just come up here with your "bidness" and remake stuff!
10.Skrillex and Diplo - "Where Are Ü Now" with Justin Bieber: Yet another collaboration I thought would never EVER happen, for a while I had only heard the chorus tune, and never heard the words.For a long time I never even knew it was a justin bieber song, that aside, even though im not a belieber, nor do i plan on it, ..... OH FUCK IT does anyone even care about this song? can we just agree that we only love this song for that one line (i need you the most) and skrillex flute sound GO!
I guess no one is naked in the video clip so thats cool too I suppose !!
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